Hello my pretties, it is your swan queen here, I would like to take the opening of the post to
Archive for the ‘Life Tingz’ Category
2012
From Single City to F*ck Mountain: An Ode to Loooove
Hey hey my little candy hearts, I apologize again for the long absence. Winter often=work, and I’m currently involved with
2012
Why I Write:
Happy-pocolype New Year my little lambs, First of all. Do you like the new look? We’re getting minimalist up in
2011
Gearin’ Up for Hooker Season: Resolutions 2012 Edition
Happy new year biddies and brosefs. Supposedly the world is going to end in the coming year. According to conspiracy
2011
Brill-Balls 2011: Christmas Annual
Merry X-Max (X-treme X-mas) hookers! It’s time for the annual-est of holiday annuals over here in Nikki Yee land, which
2011
Movies as Medicine Part 2
Happy lol-idays fatties, I call you this because you’re probably stuffing your face with Mee-ma’s butter tarts. That’s okay, because
2011
Adventures in Unemployment
Strange Nikki Yee Fact: I’ve pretty much been employed in some capacity since I was 10 years old. Now don’t
2011
One of the Boys
Personally, I can’t stand Katy Perry. I’m sure she’s a really nice girl, and she’s also like, a total babe.
2011
My dearest Los Angeles,
When I was a kid, my mother used to tell me that I suffered from excessive happiness. Somehow, along the
2011
American Husband
My legally allotted time in this fine country, the United States of America (or as I like to call it,