5 Personalities: The Artist

The Artist:

The artist is, by textbook definition, a psychopath and a snob. She creates things and thinks they’re better than you. She listens to music by bands with names that sound like they came from a children’s encyclopaedia. She also becomes physically ill at the mention of names like Uwe Boll, Vanilla Ice and Kate Gosselin. Apparently, she has chosen not to understand or acknowledge the existence of the Kardashian family. While the artist was a failure in gym class, she is well on her way to achieving artistic perfection. She is also well on her way to the nut house. I guess you can’t win them all.

Photos by Richard Van.