5 Personalities: The Icon

The Icon:

The Icon is a flawless woman who fancies herself to be the love child of Aphrodite and Louis XIV. Everything she does is fashion, whether she is eating a stylish sandwich or whipping her hair back and forth before she takes a sneeze. She exudes drama, elegance, and a dislike of people who don’t know how to pronounce names like Chanel, Dior and Le Croissant (the last one was a red herring). She doesn’t look at you, she stares down at you. She side eyes people who wear socks and sandals, and you don’t even want to know what she does to people who wear crocs. If I were you I wouldn’t even think about going near her wearing that. Here, take this fake passport and these plane tickets to Antarctica, you’ll be safe there.

Photos by Richard Van.