5 Personalities: The Nerd

The Nerd:

The Nerd was said to be the inspiration for Socially Awkward Penguin. She collects comic books and recently sent in an application to magic school. If ever she makes fun of someone, it is through scientific insults. For example, “she’s rather bland, she’s like ph of 14″. What? I don’t get it either. The closest thing The Nerd has ever had to a boyfriend was the male voice that reads the highlighted text on her MacBook Pro. But does she really mind? Someday she’ll outdo us all by inventing a website that rates guys’ asses called “assmash”; it will eventually become the most popular social networking site in the world, “assbook”. Mark Zuckerberg will be kicking himself for never accepting her friend request.

Photos by Richard Van.