Hello my pretties, it is your swan queen here, I would like to take the opening of the post to

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Ah, the age old question. It begins with a conversation. Say for instance I have been talking to you about

I’ll admit, I tried not to have expectations before I arrived in L.A. But when you have the brain of

There is an old saying, “you can take the girl out of the country, but you can’t take the country